Dr Lucy Burns is a blonde combination of Gretel Killeen and Pamela Stephenson and was sporting a black eye when we met,* having truly suffered for her art. And for a good cause…..
As the proud owner of ‘Better than Flowers’- a business that specialises in creating unique bouquets of edible chocolates cunningly disguised as flowers, Lucy was reaching into the industrial-sized cooler used to store the chocolates and had the door clunk into her eye.
We met up at the Lindt Cafe on Collins Street to talk about the upcoming FSHD Lindt Chocolate Ball to be held on Friday 6th August at the Hilton Hotel in East Melbourne.
As we entered, I couldn’t help but notice Lindt’s Macaron tree, surely inspired by Adriano Zumbo’s scary Masterchef challenge?
FSHD isn’t a chemical compound found in chocolate but is a common form of muscular dystrophy that causes progressive and irreversible weakness and wasting of muscles in the body. The not-for-profit FSHD Global Research Foundation is working towards finding a treatment and cure for this debilitating disease, offering hope to thousands of sufferers and their families. In the few short years the foundation has been running, it has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to research projects around the globe. Lucy also donates all of the profits from Better Than Flowers to FSHD.
Lucy was diagnosed with FSHD (pronounced: Fay-she-oh-skap-you-lo-hum-er-al) in her teens but that didn’t stop her pursuing studies and a career in medicine and raising two daughters with her husband, Ty. Based in the Mornington Peninsula, they are also ‘parents’ to three alpacas, four chickens, two ducks, two Jack Russells, two goats, a couple of rabbits and the unfortunately-named sheep ‘Lamb Chop.’
When not fashioning chocolates into bouquets and organising the Lindt Chocolate ball, Lucy works as a doctor three days a week for the navy. Lucy became disillusioned with the profits-first, 6-minute-medicine style of general practice, which she was unable and unwilling to deliver. Her job at Navy involves looking after hospital patients and allows her to spend more time with them, which is ultimately far more rewarding. “I enjoy my work but have realised that life is about so much more than money – Better Than Flowers gives me a creative outlet and a specific area to direct my energies. Why not combine the challenge of establishing a business with making a difference to FSHD awareness and research?”
I wondered if BTF bouquets would be a hit with blokes who would normally baulk at receiving something living, pretty and covered in petals. “Absolutely,” she nods, “Our footy team-themed chocolate bouquets are very popular.”
Perhaps that’s why Kevin Sheedy, quirky Essendon legend, is a featured guest at the FSHD Lindt Chocolate Ball, along with award-winning chef Luke Mangan and Australian Idol talent Roshani Priddis. “We are bringing together the public’s current fascination with food, Lindt chocolate and celebrity chefs for a great cause and it promises to be the most decadent – and fun – event you’re invited to attend this year,” Lucy says, smiling through her black eye.
Those interested in purchasing tickets – or just making a donation – are encouraged to do so quickly at www.fshdglobal.org.
…..and yes, of course we had hot chocolates at the cafe….. and some desserts ……
…..and yes, I bought some macarons to take home – and share – with Sapphire and Love Chunks – the heavenly salted caramel, the70% chocolate and the rose. All of them were divine.

* hence I’m using the photo on her ‘Better Than Flowers’ website rather than the one I took of Lucy yesterday that could be mistakenly used for a WorkSafe or domestic violence campaign!
I love this job and I love living in Melbourne.
In 1991, John visited Europe and purchased a Semi-automatic 3-stage molding plant for $120,000. “I lost sleep about it,” he said, shaking his head at the memory. “At that time, I’d spent more than you would on a house and was worried that our staff would think we were trying to cut their jobs.” Put very simply, a 3-stage moulding plant is a more advanced method of making filled chocolates. The base and sides, filling and top layer are done separately to ensure that there is an even coating of chocolate on all sides. “You can tell if it’s just a cheaper, single molded chocolate by the thick base at the bottom,” John said, “and thankfully the staff loved the machine and how much more we could do with it.”
This bad boy (the semi-automatic, not John) was being operated by John’s son Matthew on the day we visited and there are other family members who also work at Chocolatier. “We’ve all put the hard yards into getting in there and making the chocolate and using the machinery,” John said. “It’s vital to work in every aspect of the business before our kids can decide if it’s a career to follow.” 
It’s therefore not surprising to find that it’s one of their biggest sellers, along with the short black, cappuccino, mud cake and the milk, dark and white caramel-filled chocolate mice. Not to mention their entire truffle range and the pink ribbon boxes.
Visiting the Chocolatier factory just before Easter meant that it was fairly quiet. Everything was white, pristine and very airy and modern with a warehouse area that IKEA would envy. All of the Easter eggs had been made and shipped out, so the staff were working on white chocolate truffles, milk chocolate Scaredy Cats and the lovely Red Opal with a tingly strawberry crunch centre…..










Did you know that Ernest Hillier’s is Australia’s oldest chocolatier? The company is celebrating its 95th birthday this year and remains proudly family-owned and run, producing around 40 million Easter eggs, 64 million individual chocolates and 250 million scorched nuts; give or take a few.
We were allowed to stand on a small set of steps and see their chocolate being conched which takes the chocolate mass and keeps it in a warm, liquid state by rolling and grinding for hours on end (this is around 4-6 hours for low grade product or 24+ hours for top quality chocolate and yes, Ernest Hillier’s do theirs for at least 24 hours) to make it delectably smooth.
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1) To make themselves happy: i.e. by having a coffee or hot chocolate; taking a break, enjoying a dessert or some truffles;

The coffee is good – Quist’s – which turns out to be a respectful nod to the shop’s original owners,
Sitting next to us are two women from Seeing Eye Dogs Australia with their charges – a black and a blonde Labrador, taking a morning tea break.
Born and raised in Belgium by a father who worked at NESTLE (yoghurts people, not chocolate) and a mother who ran a pub (!!), he was always interested in the baking she did on the weekends. At age 12 he started at the Ter Groene Poortre school in Bruges, famous for bakery, confectionery and patisserie studies. With such a focus on careers, it was common for the students to work 45 hour weeks and end up completing 6 month internships in their final year of study. Andy did his internship at Callebaut chocolate, working in the application laboratory where they tested and tried out new products for coating biscuits and cakes. “I liked the chocolate part of it and wanted to be someone who could get out there, meet chefs and manufacturers and demonstrate how chocolate could be used better.”
A posting at Barry Callebaut in their application laboratory (where young Andy had so enjoyed his work experience placement) came up. He did shelf life tests for chocolate, marketing, demonstrating their range of products to big clients and even providing training to suppliers on how they could use their own machinery better to get the most out of Callebaut chocolate products.
In his hands is a bag that is heavier than most airline suitcases. “We focus on big blocks and bars that are generous in size, but are also venturing into hand made, artisan-style chocolates. We’d like to get into specialty stores and can make chocolates to order as we have the staff, skills and machinery to do it.” At the moment, Heritage is available from their Rowville factory outlets and shop at the Prahran market.
This: winning Australia’s Best Truffle, 2009, People’s choice. Andy beams, “People who came to Chocolate Rush voted for it – what better judgment is there than that?”


When you leave the big smoke for a weekend and head off into Bed-and-breakfast country, it’s a fair bet you’re going to be situated in a lovely village filled with cafes, sweet shops, farmers markets, antiques and chocolates.



Pia tells me that her favourite (“It changes every week”) is the pistacchio, “but if the girls have just made a fresh batch of the peppermint, it’s very hard to beat.” 

Helen* is an attractive combination of a young Pamela Stephenson and Toni Collette with a self deprecating sense of humour. “I got into this job because I love to pig out on chocolate,” she says. “I even used to save my bus fare and walk to school so that I could buy a Mars Bar instead.” Naturally, seeing Gene Wilder star as Willy Wonka in ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ she vowed that someday, somehow, that would be her.
Nestlé’s revamped ‘Club’ range is smoother and richer. All of the flavours are nice, but their plain is particularly good. What I’d also like to see is some of the old favourites that we enjoyed as children get promoted more – the Chokito and the Pollywaffle, for instance. Kids today aren’t aware of them. The Kit Kat dark has been wonderful and even my kids love them because they too are beginning to appreciate darker chocolate now.”
Yes, that’s me posing by their cheesy ‘Chocaholics this way’ sign, clad in two jackets and a scarf because it was freezing. Even so, you can tell that this chocolate reviewing job has given me a few extra layers of cocoa butter/fat of my own, but that’s the price I pay…..


